Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed.Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as beingself-evident. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. (Thomas Jefferson)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

Black holes are where God divided by zero. (Steven Wright)

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time. (Vince Lombardi)

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. (H. H. Munro (Saki))

Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. (George Burns)

I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves. (Ludwig Wittgenstein)

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. (Albert Einstein)